WE HADN’T EVEN HELD HANDS! (song)
Cal Culpepper.
[Verse 1]
Culpepper called me in to talk,
I took a seat inside.
He asked about the second lady,
I had nothing there to hide.
“Did you sleep with her?” he asked me.
“No,” I answered plain.
He said, “Yes, you did!”
So I told him once again—
[Chorus]
We hadn’t even held hands!
We hadn’t even kissed!
How’d you build a whole romance
From a date you must have missed?
You asked me for an answer,
Then supplied one of your own.
We hadn’t even held hands—
But you said you’d always known!
[Verse 2]
I said, “We went on just a few dates,
That’s all there is to tell.”
He said, “I know you did it.”
Well, apparently quite well!
I must have missed the movie
That was playing in his head.
I came to tell what happened—
He told me what happened instead!
[Chorus]
We hadn’t even held hands!
We hadn’t even kissed!
How’d you build a whole romance
From a date you must have missed?
You asked me for an answer,
Then supplied one of your own.
We hadn’t even held hands—
But you said you’d always known!
[Bridge — spoken, dry humor]
“Did you?”
“No.”
“Yes, you did.”
“Well, why ask me?
You’ve already written the script!”
[Final Chorus]
We hadn’t even held hands!
We hadn’t even kissed!
Could you put that in your paperwork?
It’s a fairly crucial twist!
Next time you ask a question,
Let my answer have a chance.
We hadn’t even held hands—
That’s a mighty slow romance!
[Outro — spoken]
At this rate, if I’d waved goodbye…
He’d have booked the honeymoon!
WE HADN’T EVEN HELD HANDS! (song)
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